19
Feb
10

Believe In God For A Lighter Sentence!

'Syrup' and 'boat-race' compliment each other perfectly don't cha think?

Hideous Judge Cherie Booth has it seems set some sort of a precedence in law this week by letting off a man who broke anothers jaw because he claimed to be ‘religious’.

In summing up Booth declared, remember a Judges words are stored for ever,

I am going to suspend this sentence for the period of two years based on the fact you are a religious person and have not been in trouble before. You caused a mild fracture to the jaw of a member of the public standing in a queue at Lloyds Bank. You are a religious man and you know this is not acceptable behavior.

Next time you’re up before the beak on an assault charge are you going to declare you believe in God?

Not’arf! I’ll tell em I’m Mary fucking Poppins if I get to walk out of court!

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